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Election 2023: 'Confident' Chris Luxon hits the deep south, cheese rolls and international education on the menu

Author
Derek Cheng,
Publish Date
Thu, 21 Sep 2023, 2:00pm
National Party leader Christopher Luxon with the first cheese roll he's ever made. Photo / Derek Cheng
National Party leader Christopher Luxon with the first cheese roll he's ever made. Photo / Derek Cheng

Election 2023: 'Confident' Chris Luxon hits the deep south, cheese rolls and international education on the menu

Author
Derek Cheng,
Publish Date
Thu, 21 Sep 2023, 2:00pm

Christopher Luxon spent the morning in Invercargill launching a plan to make New Zealand more attractive for international students and turning his hand to making a cheese roll.

The National Party leader was on cruise-control, like a boxer in a match where he鈥檚 ahead enough to know he鈥檒l win as long as he keeps doing what he鈥檚 doing and successfully fends off any attacks.

He breezed through his agenda, working a 50-person room at the Southern Institute of Technology for 15 minutes before heading to Majestic Tea Room to make cheese rolls, and then to Transport World for a tour of the museum.

Confident, comfortable, at ease.

International education used to be a $3.7 billion export before the pandemic but is yet to fully rebound.

Most student visas currently take almost nine weeks to be processed, and when the students get here, they can only work up to 20 hours a week.

National wants a 14-day processing time for those who pay a fee to jump the queue, and a work allowance of 25 hours a week.

The fee would be set by Immigration NZ and spent on enough resources to ensure it can meet the 14-day target. But to be competitive, the fee should be capped so that a New Zealand application is 10 per cent cheaper than an Australian one.

Luxon is telling us ad nauseum that it鈥檚 all about outcome, about delivery.

鈥淭his is a Government that cannot deliver a pizza.鈥

So how is Immigration NZ going to rip through these extra visa applications, especially when National wants cuts from the public service and with INZ staff already under-resourced and under pressure?

And what if the cap means the fee can鈥檛 be high enough for INZ to recover all the processing costs?

鈥淚f you鈥檙e gutting the backroom staff, what we鈥檙e doing is we鈥檙e making sure we can deliver frontline services, but we want every resource focused on delivering outcomes,鈥 Luxon told reporters.

鈥淚 want everybody going to work at Immigration New Zealand today understanding what they are there to do. I don鈥檛 want distractions. I don鈥檛 want bureaucracy. I don鈥檛 need people wasting time on projects that we鈥檙e not supporting going forward.

鈥淚鈥檓 very confident.鈥

It鈥檚 a line Luxon often reaches for.

National Party leader Christopher Luxon samples his own culinary effort. Photo / Derek Cheng

National Party leader Christopher Luxon samples his own culinary effort. Photo / Derek Cheng

Asked about his level of trustworthiness, pretty trustworthy or super trustworthy, he opted for the latter, unsurprisingly.

Was he treating New Zealanders with contempt, as Labour leader Chris Hipkins describes it, by repeatedly refusing to release how National arrived at its revenue numbers in its tax package, described variably by economists as听.

Luxon did not think he was treating New Zealanders with contempt, unsurprisingly.

鈥淲e鈥檝e been incredibly straight up about how we actually fund our tax plan,鈥 he said very confidently.

At Majestic Tea Room, his next stop, he rated his first-ever attempt at making a cheese roll 10 out of 10, unsurprisingly. He clearly saw it as a more successful endeavour than听on Wednesday: he had rated himself a 3 out of 10 for that.

罢丑别听贬别谤补濒诲听sampled the final product and confirmed that it was edible.

Majestic staff gave it scores or at least 8.5. Maybe too much filling, one said. Maybe toasted crispy enough, said another.

Two staff told the听贬别谤补濒诲听they were voting for Luxon because they thought National was more business-friendly.

One said she didn鈥檛 care about Luxon鈥檚 refusal to release the secret costings. She said, in short, that she had confidence in his confidence, that there was a 鈥渕ethod to the madness鈥.

National Party leader inspecting an old Anglia at Transport World in Invercargill. Photo / Derek Cheng

National Party leader inspecting an old Anglia at Transport World in Invercargill. Photo / Derek Cheng

Luxon then had his fondness for classic cars tickled during a visit to Transport World.

He paused at an old Anglia, which local MP Penny Simmons told him was exactly the same as her first car as a young university student.

Luxon鈥檚 first car was a 1962 Riley Elf, which was written off when he was a sixth former when someone backed into him while he was driving to see Amanda, his girlfriend at the time and now wife.

It was worth $1000, he said, and he鈥檇 been offered $5000 for it the week before, which he had turned down.

He now has a 1966 Riley Elf, which he keeps in Christchurch and still drives when he鈥檚 down there.

The museum also had a number of old jukeboxes, where he asked others what their first music purchases were. (His were听骋谤别补蝉别听补苍诲听Saturday Night Fever).

By just after 11am he鈥檇 stepped into museum鈥檚 boardroom, at the board鈥檚 invitation, before heading to the airport, bringing his brief visit to an end.

Confident, comfortable, at ease. At this point, with National maintaining its lead in the polls and less than four weeks to go, he doesn鈥檛 seem to need to do much more than that.

As long as he avoids being knocked out.

Derek Cheng is a senior journalist who started at the听贬别谤补濒诲听in 2004. He has worked several stints in the press gallery and is a former deputy political editor.

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